Why am I always the last to know?
Has Your skin "suffered" from city living?
Does it appear dull and lacklustre?
Then it'[s] time to give your skin a boost of freshness
No surprises so far, eh?
Rediscover the pleasure of water-activated cleansing with . . .
Hang on. Go back
Rediscover the pleasure of water-activated cleansing
????
So.
1. Rediscover? What on earth was I supposed to have been doing with my face all this time? and 2. water-activated? ACTIVATED? Because the water marches right on up here and, what, scrubs behind my ears?
Is this one of things that I can blame my mother for? That not only did she fail to talk me through the small stuff, you know, menstruation, lipstick, deodorant and store card interest rates, but she entirely failed to warn me about the perils of washing my face with water.
My face has been swimming in filth for 34 years - this explains EVERYTHING!!!!
Friday, September 29, 2006
It's not you. It's them. Absolutely. Them.
About Me
- Name: dodo
- Location: London, United Kingdom
Recently reclaimed by PR industry after more recent background in lobbying and, before that, business journalism. From London and working part time in city but living in sticks. Trying not to pass on to my daughter all that my mother kindly left me. Raging against inevitability. Getting better at it. or not. NEED to rewrite this to say i'm not working at the moment and that there's all kinds of neds stuff going on, but to do that seems really official and final, so a postscript will have to do.
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