You know end of the Elmer story? the part where all the other elephants have decorated themselves in bright colours and Elmer has greyed himself?
P will always pause over that page to discus the relative merits of the different elephant style choices. Usually she'll ask me which I like. Not tonight.
P:I like this one and this one
Me: I like this one
P:No
Me:No?
P:You don't like any of them
Me: yes I do. I like this one because of the swirls
P: No. You don't like any of them
Me:Why?
P:You're too old.
Me: Too old for what?
P:Too old to be an elephant.
Wow.
I'm sleeping in a jar of Clarins tonight.
posted by dodo @ 6:34 pm
3 Comments:
Clarins: the new anti-elephant creme.
Damn. At least you'll forget it soon.
You know...cause an elephant never forgets.
Never mind. That was an awful joke.
This sounds like a Charlie conversation!
Don't worry. When they say "old," they don't really mean old. They just mean, like, wise and big and stuff.
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